Time has just flown by. I really don’t know how it got so fast! Did the earth turn faster? I thought I read it was turning slower and in fact the molten core was reversing. That would be interesting. Maybe future residents of this little blue marble could see the sun rise in the west? Why not. Everything else seems so topsy turvy nowadays. 

So, is that a wonderful segue or what? I really don’t know which topic I could even begin to harp upon. The Veep Waltz? I hear John Williams is composing it for the inaugural ball next year! (TeeHee!) It was lass than a month ago all us yeller-dawgs were dragging our tails between our legs, whimpering about the prospect of a certain PENIS (that stands for ‘Publican Except Nobody Is Sure!) regaining the office he lost so pitifully four years previously. Oh what can we do? Sigh. So we kicked out the stalwart of democracy who had been a rock of stability for 50 or so short years - threw him in the gutter ‘cause he’s old. Doesn’t matter he’s still smart as a whip, he’s out. Now mind you, as much as I hate the way it happened, it seems to have worked out okay, at least so far. He’s a hero for realizing motivation to vote by younger Dems and Dems as a whole was slip-sliding away. And he realized if he didn’t beat that ol’ PENIS well, the country would suffer. Not blue balls, only red ones at inauguration time! So to prevent a false bastard of our country being born, he pulled out, like any good catholic would. If things turn out as they should, he will be remembered like Washington and Lincoln and Roosevelt for saving us from the brink of failure. This little Saworski Crystal experiment can remain beautiful for a little longer - maybe a few more ball drops! . Well, maybe a chip or two but not anything that makes it any less beautiful. Nobody’s perfect, right? All men are created equal? No man is above the law? Ya hear that girls? If ya can’t be equal then be illegal, or on top of the law! (TeeHee 2!) All girls should date a cute cop once in a while. They might even be handy in the future! Remember our Texxas motto - Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy! 

Of course the segue here is to our failing judicial system. The news folks keep reporting on stuff the makes the milk I put in my coffee in the morning curdle! Judge shopping here in the Loaned Star State is big and profitable. Our newest land baron, that guy with the smelly name, anyway he is bringing his empire here from Liberal-afornia as the ‘Publicans have finally gotten full control of the rural population here and bought most of the urban elites here in Texxas! At least the parts that China and Russia have t bought! Just switch some letters and you can see why! Taxxes in Texxas are ‘X’ed for ‘X’ (formerly known as Twitter.) In fact I’m sure that X-man’s got his eyes on political office, as what else do ya do if you have most of the money? Here in this state ya get slaves to work for you. Well, not traditional slaves but people who have to do stuff for ya in order to get the banking middleman to process that little bit of money shared with them so they can trade it for food and shelter. The ‘haves’ like to call it jobs and employment. Our leaders on both sides of that invisible aisle like to refer to it as Capitalism. But I digress, as y’all are used to!

Anyway, the ‘Publicans worked their plan back in that 45 era and got a whole passel of Federal judges put on benches all over creation, and especially in Texxas where the law of the land is survival of the richest! All ya gotta do here is show that something remotely involved in your lawsuit happened in this big ol’ state and wham-O! You can file your case here and better than that even find a Feddy judge you had dinner with or went hunting’ with that owes ya for that little poker debt he got in the last game. (G_d bless aces over eights!) if that won’t work sell ‘em some cheap stock in your compost pile. They don’t call it the good ‘ol boys network for nothin’! If’n I remember right, you can read all about it in a post by NPR. They aren’t prejudiced now, are they? 

My gal Rachel has been posting’ stuff on the ‘net about all the plans PENIS and his horny RINO maggots want to try if they can get power. I wonder if I would be In the thick of it if I were 20 years old again! Last time I was that age there were some people breaking into the Dem’s HQ in Washington, at some Waterpark or something like that! Damn, that was over 50 years ago! And wouldn’t ya know it, the RINO in charge at that time had an ‘X’ in his name too. Good ol’ Dick, he was a true ‘Publican, not a PENIS! 

So, how did this all start? Hmmm, according to the politician who made it all possible - that good ol’ Royal James - his version of it was printed up by ol’ Martin Luther.  On the first day he said “Let there be light.” And by gosh there was fossil fuel to burn to create it, so there was light. And Centerpoint was born. And it was good brother - and it was goddam good! (Apologies to Leonard!)

Well, I rambled enough for one epistle, I guess I gotta try to find something productive to do. I sure can’t make any money for food and rent doing this stuff! But like I always say “It’s sooo much fun!” Y’all be good now, y’hear?