Life in the Day

Time has just flown by. I really don’t know how it got so fast! Did the earth turn faster? I thought I read it was turning slower and in fact the molten core was reversing. That would be interesting. Maybe future residents of this little blue marble could see the sun rise in the west? Why not. Everything else seems so topsy turvy nowadays.  So, is that a wonderful segue or what? I really don’t know which topic I could even begin to harp upon. The Veep Waltz? I hear John Williams is composing it for the inaugural ball next year! (TeeHee!) It was lass than a month ago all us yeller-dawgs were dragging our tails between our legs, whimpering about the prospect of a certain PENIS (that stands for ‘Publican Except Nobody Is Sure!) regaining the office he lost so pitifully four years previously. Oh what can we do? Sigh. So we kicked out the stalwart of democracy who had been a rock of stability for 50 or so short years - threw him in the gutter ‘cause he’s old. Doesn’t matter he’s still s...

 You know, another five days has gone by! Time sure passes quickly when you’re a Dem! Pity. I only wrote a thesis on water intrusion after supervising a wall reconstruction! And I created an epistle to the new owner of the ‘white box’ condominium above me about the water leaks into my unit. And I went to what may be my final doctor’s appointment at the clinic I have gone to for the last 16 years as my insurance cancelled them, not me! And I can cook too! But that’s after I finish this installment. I’m wavering on stuffed chicken breasts or turkey meatballs. Where’s the coin to flip? But at least I got an answer to why my kitchen sink was full of soap suds when I came back from paying my ‘rent’ yesterday. A unit three floors above mine had used dishwashing soap in their dishwasher and had flooded tiny bubbles throughout the drain standpipe to all below! And I wonder why my ‘rent’ keeps going up! How foolish of me.  On top of all that, my only friend and I had a spat over tree b...