You would think I did this a lot, but as you see I can procrastinate with the best of them! And congratulations to the former President #45 for being smarter that an assassin’s bullet. I’m not sure, but I think this is our first presidential assassin who died at the scene. The Secret Service must be gettin’ more practice in at the range these days! Seems like an important part of the job - more so now! At least we won’t be burdened with this idiot’s questioning and a trial and all that. I’m sure the ‘Publicans can determine what made him do it. They love to promote conspiracy theories as fact, especially if it makes them look good! 

I can’t wait to hear how this will reinforce the second amendment clause. As we know down here in Texxas, it’s just a matter of time before we can happily go back to the days of the Wild Wild West and the fastest trigger is the rule of law. Well, at least until that AI stuff takes over, and then we won’t have to worry about anything, as that higher intelligence will just obviate all of our existences out of being. That is, if we haven’t done it to ourselves already! Hey, the race is on! 

Oh my, this latest twist in politics has my motor running full time. If them Dem’s need a conspiracy theory, I got a good one! Let’s say perhaps the ‘Publican team figgers out that making their candidate, the former President, become a martyr, they’ll be a shoe-in for the big job and pick up a lot of paltry down ballot races as well! So behind the scenes that no one knows about, they (the ‘Publicans) hired a guy to hire a guy to hire a guy (is that enough layers of obfuscation?) to hire a guy to try to off the candidate! But don’t hurt him, just nick him. You’ll go down in hiss- down in hiss- down in history! Real down - as in dead. But they tell him they will cover his back, and make him believe it, and then as soon as he does it right they get the men in black with sunglasses to off him and hide the trail! Wow, is that ever far fetched or what? If the tables were reversed, Jim Jordan would be all over this and tell everyone in the boys’ locker room! But of course we know no leader of humanity woukd ever do anything so perverse. Right, Vlad? And ya know what? If this was the scenario, it won’t come out ‘til the former guy’s in office again. But then he has all the cards and can arrange, rearrange, shuffle and deal them as he likes. And even then if something goes against him, he will cry ‘misdeal’ and all will be wiped out. He already set that up with the un-Federalist Society and their Supreme Court puppets! 

Aaah, my mind is a terrible thing to unleash! All I can say is if there are any lawyers out there listening, beware. Once the authoritarian is established, we will have antidisestalishmentarianism. (I learned to spell that in third grade. Wow! I never thought I would ever use the dang word!) Anyway, you lawyers will not be necessary as the law is what the Supreme ones will say it is. You won’t have rich clients anymore, just peons like me who just have to roll over and look the other way. But, that’s what the majority of the rural counties want. We can start the clock over at 1750CE but with all the modern stuff. Slavery will be so much easier nowadays, won’t it?!?

Boy! It’s Sunday and my pulpit got toasty there, didn’t it. It’s so sad that I can have this much fun dooming and glooming to my hearts content, knowing not a single soul will ever read it! But if some dumb schmuck does glimpse this for whatever reason, please chuckle, as opinions are like - well, everyone knows how that one ends! So, ‘til next time fans, adieu from the Aerie,